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St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School

Horrible school in Des Moines Iowa the treats students horrible
I am never coming back to St Theresa of the Child Jesus Catholic School
by Dodomemelove June 28, 2021
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Chataholic

Chataholic: A chat room addict. All they ever do is chat. If you cam them, you will see their rooom behind them in a total mess, because all they do is chat.
"It was gross, I cammed him and not only was he naked and 'it' was 'in his hand', the whole room behind him was a disgusting mess, I think this is his whole life, he's a Chataholic"
by Barticusthe5th December 1, 2009
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Cartholic

Someone who only believes in god when car keys are missing, car won't start, police lights are in the rear view mirror, car is getting annual inspection, there's traffic when he's late.
Sally: John's an atheist right?

Ted: No, he's a Cartholic. I was at his house and he couldn't find his keys. He was like, 'Dear god, please help me find my keys. If I find them I'll go to church this Sunday.'

Sally: Oh, what a douche.
by sprtagt May 6, 2014
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Catholic Girl

refers to a young woman who, in her attempt to preserve her virginity, will participate in anal sexual intercourse, but still refrains from conventional intercourse.
Catholic girl: "I won't give it up, but I'll take it up, Catholic girl stizz."
by Kacky November 5, 2005
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Bergen Catholic

Bergen Catholic is the GREATEST high school in NJ. Its excellence is shown in athletic performance, academic achievements, and charity work. It makes all other high schools look like kindergarten.
Bosco kid: “hey are you gay like me?”
Bergen kid: “no I go to Bergen catholic
by RealAmericanPatriot1776 January 30, 2023
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Crossing it up, Catholic Style

A handshake in the motion of the Catholic cross. It starts out as a normal handshake, then the hand position is changed so just the fingers are connected. From that point, the movement is up, down, then left to right and vice versa. The left to right movements should be done to the direction of the coolest person taking part in the shake. After the shake is done, it is optional for one to say "Cross it up," and the other to finish it by adding on "Catholic Style"
Person one: Oh look, Johnny and Tony are crossing it up, catholic style!
Person two: Yeah, they really must love Catholicism!!
Person three: STFU you idiots, catholics suck
by J. C. Sampson November 5, 2005
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East Catholic

God's center for the rich majority snobs who wear Chanel tshirts to lacrosse practice, wear Coach backpacks, parade around in Louis Vuitton sandals, drive brand new BMWs yet don't have jobs, hang out with nuns, pray the rosary, can't differentiate between their hair color and highlights because they've been mixed in so well since they were 2, spend their time in the cancer box on a daily basis,pray before 3rd period every single day, get a Tiffany's ring for receiving a "A" on the Spanish 1 test on colors, own Dunkin Donuts, a family deli, or a grocery store, purchase and name practice gyms by the dozen (with a complimentary trainer's office and team room), pretend to ROCK THE FIELD at sports (or sometimes ACTUALLY rock the field at sports), get a day off every time a nun sneezes, have library shelves full of Catholic Encyclopedias, think they are rebels by wearing CLOGS or not tucking in their shirts (OH NO!), and love God...all the time, and believe they are the ULTIMATE shit.
kid 1:"East Catholic? Isn't that that little prison on the hill...with one driveway that no one can get into by 7:40 every morning?"
kid 2:"Yeah! Do you like my new Uggs, Coach bag, fake tan, Tiffany's necklace, and professionally filled manicure?!"
kid 1:"Oh my GOD, I'm so jealous, I wish I went to East Catholic. LET'S GO READ THE BIBLE!!!"
by anonymous947509437589 November 7, 2006
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