That guy who always start your school trends good or bad ones. From juuling to looking up shoes mid class he is a trouble maker at all times.
by dirsty slut 69 March 03, 2019
Carlos is a bad boy! When you first meet a carlos you think he is a cruel guy. But when you get to know him he is the sweetest guy in the world! He does get into big trouble at school ,but half the time its not his fault. He always gets blamed, which isn't right! Carlos's are really talented at football. But not so good in class. If he wants a good grade he comes to you for help.especially if you are a girl. He knows which girls are smart and will go to them if he needs them most. And if you make him mad you screwed up big time!
Friend: there goes carlos getting introuble again
Me: how do you know that?
Friend: he is a carlos
Me: ur messed up
Me: how do you know that?
Friend: he is a carlos
Me: ur messed up
by Sticks4life! May 25, 2019
A ugly, fat, gay Hispanic/Ecuadorian that sucks at video games and says people are racist but he is as well.
He is good in school and gets good grades. He is sort of a teacher’s pet.
He is good in school and gets good grades. He is sort of a teacher’s pet.
by Jeff Rownly March 28, 2019
The guy that no girl can hook up with. He has a good fashion sense and is prettier than any boy (or girl) can be. Girls envy him but can't seem to catch his eye mainly because he is a solitary beast.
Girl #1: "OoOoOo who's that cutie over there?"
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."
Girl #2: "oh him? That's Carlos. Don't even try to get his attention he is a solitary beast that no girl can tame."
by urbandictionaryfangirl1 September 28, 2013
Potentially the creator of the world. pizza is defined in the same category as heaven, if carlos is making it! he also owns ever pizza shop in the world
by Bull_danny December 25, 2008
A Puerto Rican who is extremely rich but very unhappy. He pretends his parents love him by writing notes for his lunch and saying that they’re from him. He likes to flaunt his worth and wears lots of watches. He enjoys feet pics and insulting woman’s rights. He likes to play badminton at the country club and look at memes. He loves cats but if you insult his, he’ll kill you. He doesn’t stoop to the “poor” level and only allows his glasses to cleaned by a Louis Vuitton micro fiber. He always wears a sweater over his Polo Ralph Lauren button down and not to mention his cargo pants and pumas. If you ever step into the path of a Carlos you might not come back. You’ll die.
Guy 1: “woah. Who’s that guy?”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
Guy 2: “that’s Carlos. Don’t look at him too long or you might be blinded by his richness”
Guy 1: “ouch. My eyes!”
Carlos: “you’re not a woman, you’re just property”
Girl 1: “I am only property”
Girl 2: “I am only property”
Girl 3: “I am only property”
by passaufdemauflauf November 21, 2019
by Margadaisy February 12, 2017