I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
by #bebit4life June 19, 2014
by SunzRa July 18, 2005
Can I go to the mall?
Response: Yes you can't
Can you go to the party this weekend?
Response: Yes I can't
Response: Yes you can't
Can you go to the party this weekend?
Response: Yes I can't
by Young Shady November 04, 2008
Hey, I went to the store yesterday and got a brand new 42 inch flat screen T.V. for $100....can't beat that with a stick!!
by Beags&Doxie October 18, 2010
When you confide in someone and they immediately tell someone else when you told them not to
Cant keep a secret
Cant keep a secret
I told Alicia furtively about my vaginal disease and the next day I found out that she told her boyfriend, and the cheer team! Black people can't hold water for nothing!
by Cindyloohoo February 26, 2014
When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.
Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.
by TripleGs June 18, 2015
Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009