strain the cabbage

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

by sdimom747 June 12, 2018

Cabbage patch face

Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll

My ex trish has a cabbage patch face

by Smalltalk0k March 13, 2016

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.

Man i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

Spunky Cabbage

A cabbage that has been spunked (cumed on) and then you serve it to your family for tea.

I spunked all over our families Christmas cabbage and made a Spunky Cabbage

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 3, 2012

Cabbage patch bitch

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

by The grapist December 22, 2016

cabbage cock

used to name someone who has made no sense whatsoever.

because Cabbage has nothing to do with it, and DICK is what they just made of their selves

Scott, eEE-zzzz on the sleep talking you cabbage cock

by Rym4ng August 24, 2008

Grabbage of the Cabbage

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.

Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!

by Danny Paps October 8, 2003