The Cantaloupe Challenge

The Cantaloupe Challenge is replacing your mouth with a warm cantaloupe while giving a guy head. The man is told that he needs to be blindfolded to add to the sexyness of the blowjob. The girl goes down on the guy for a minute or so. Then she tells him that she has to put her hair up but instead she grabs the already warm cantaloupe (with a hole carved through the rine) and the proceeds to fool the man by sliding the cantaloupe over his dick, and then mimicking the motion of giving head. The challenge is to see how long it takes the man before he realizes that he has been fucking a Cantaloupe instead of getting head.

I totally got my boyfriend last night! I tried The Cantaloupe Challenge and he didnt realize for 10 minutes! He nearly came!

by Hooker Trooper 6974 August 17, 2016

white men cant jump theory

The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.

White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.

by Wade Zabell January 1, 2012

Canter banter

The act of engaging in verbal competition with another whilst in the vicinity of the city of Canterbury, South East England. Such communication may include insulting the other, or the other's family or friends. When occuring amongst the student population (i.e. those attending Canterbury Christ Church of the University of Kent), it may be used to indicate the unimpressive drinking capability of a certain individual.

Example of Canter banter:
C4 student: "Dude, you can't drink for shit."
University of Kent student: "Oh yeah? Watch me down this jug of Snake Bite... not so big now are ya!"
C4 student: "That's not what your mum said."

by ellenstone July 26, 2009

i cant swim

when in water, This person is drowning, save them. When out of water, this person is calling you're bullshit, because you're lying.

1st guy- "I love my job and helping others in this hospital"

2nd guy- "me too, i'm such a tool"

3rd guy- "I cant swim"

by Turin May 29, 2008

I CANT 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

This is a text used to laugh

HAKSHAHSHAJSVAHAH I CANT 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

by Sicjsuchsncjxjbsbdc October 15, 2021

planar cant

Usually this referrs to the lingo-style spoken both in The Cage & across the Planes. (But mainly we hear & use this in Sigil.)

"Eh? Wut barmy planar cant is this then, eh??" - an arrogant bariaur before getting his head blown off by a red abishai.

by bender November 19, 2002

you cant feed a bear that died of starvation

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake

"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"

by That Chubby Fellow April 8, 2012