Chattanooga root canal

When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.

"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."

by freepanda September 29, 2017

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 04, 2022

Pablo Sole Canales

Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.

Wow dude you are acting like a "Pablo Sole Canales"

by jellyjamba October 10, 2019

North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 06, 2019

Cream Canal

a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.

While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.

by QueenB85 February 03, 2017

boy canal

The asshole of a male, typically one who is young.

He showed his boy canal on OnlyFans for money.

by fligugigu_ December 10, 2024

Suez Canal

(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.

At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."

Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"

by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022