barkscrubbing

The act of taking delight in scrubbing your back against a tree.

Oh, look at that lovely bear barkscrubbing!
It itches so bad I'd barkscrub!

by Pavito December 10, 2014

Bark but no bite

When some talks about doing something but doesn't

P1 I will slap you

P2 really

P1 no

P2 that's bark but no bite

by queenoffriends September 8, 2016

Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.

My barking leather doughnut really drove my wife nuts last night as it belched it’s hot breath under the covers.

by Jayrd79 October 11, 2017

barkable

When the ontological status of an object is so remarkable that it warrants a bark.

Bro 1: Bro I just read The Abolition of Man and I'm woke
Bro 2: yeah bro CS Lewis is barkable.
Bro 1: *bark*

by Barkation October 18, 2017

Barksmanship

Barksmanship is one's ability to bark (bs) on documents such as schoolwork or resumé.

"How did you do on the essay"
"I got 94 but I just bs'd it."
"You have superb barksmanship!"

by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018

bark'nt

what a dog'nt says aka a cat.

dog'nt: bark'nt
cat: bark'nt is same as meow but the opposite of meow'nt

by Masskedd May 28, 2019

barkhuizen

a very sexy man with an at least 40 inch cock absolutely dominated blackburn making the whole population jizz buckets everyone wants a lick on his cock

that josh he’s so sexy what a barkhuizen

by bob roas March 11, 2020