rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

fuck bumper

The fuck bumper is the rounded fatty tissue above a woman's vagina on top of the pubic bone. It is technically called the mons pubis or pubic mound in Latin. It is also called the mons or the Hopkins.

"Dude, she had a soft fuck bumper. There was plenty of cushion for the pushin'."

"Check out the Hopkins on her."

by Garymx April 29, 2014

muff bumper

A term to describe lesbians.

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."

by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

Bush Bumper

A term describing Lesbians who engage in sexual intercourse with the same sex

Your such a bush bumper stacy!

by JakeandBakerBallangerLegate June 29, 2010

monkey bumper

One who is not a negro, who has sexual relations with a Negro.

Since the ethnicity of his sex partners is unimportant to Joe- he is also a monkey bumper.

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

Bumper Boobs

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

ball bumper

a shock absorber for a high speed cock sucker

man your ball bumper sure is thick

by gregory5579 July 10, 2006