blimp dick

A overly oval penis.

His blimp dick tore my ass open.

by 0-0 wat? October 7, 2013

Headline Bulimia

the uncontrollable urge to regurgitate upon reading negative, disgusting headlines in the news.

" read about the Lord of the Flies behavior in Kabul.....Headline Bulimia hit me..."

by watapama September 3, 2009

Cerebral Bulimia

Binging and purging of the brain.

Last week I had total Cerebral Bulimia prepping for that US Government final.

by pdxdougg September 20, 2010

Sexual Bulimia

Excessive, reckless, self-centered use of sexual behavior that "doesn't count" because one or both partners are under the influence of drugs, alcohol or meglomania. The "disorder" often targets the spouses/partners of friends. Guilt, self-loathing and further promiscuity is the result...thus an endless cycle ensues.Merry-Go-Pound

Anne's Sexual Bulimia has resulted in the destruction of all significant relationships. Her fear of being alone and invisible leads to Fear-fucking as a feeble attempt to acquire a new social circle, this becomes a Merry-Go-Pound

by Cyn March 18, 2004

Sink the Blimp

Eating eight puppies raw

Let's go sink the blimp, governor.

by Brett Favre September 26, 2004

blimp lip

1. post-fight face abstraction.

2. extra meatty bottom lip

3. big ugly weird warty thing on da bottom lyip

damn, by the size of that blimp lip, it musta been a nasty fight

by sexy chicken bitches&&shit April 27, 2008

bulimic shopper

One who, while shopping, adds a large amount of items to their cart, then when satisfied, places them all back. A bad bulimic shopper, will go to check out and then ask the cashier to put back most of the items in their cart. The online equivalent would be adding a bunch of items to one's cart, then closing the browser.

Person 1: I went shopping at Nordstrom!
Person 2: What did you get?
Person 1: Well I was going to get new make-up and new shoes, but I ended up putting them back.
Person 2: You're such a bulimic shopper.

by stolidity September 2, 2011