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Brotein Shake

When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.
Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."

Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"
by I'vefallenandIcantgetup May 22, 2019
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Brotend

Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved Brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Lax Bro 1 -"Ay man, Did you hear about that Brotender?"

Lax Bro 2- "Oh you mean Jeffreys?"
Lax Bro 1- "Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just Brotends all the time."
Lax Bro 1 - " He thinks he has his own flow name", "But he was never offered by the Flowgods"
by Brosoiden July 22, 2010
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Brotein

Noun;
An aura of overwhelming masculinity, testosterone, and gym bro energy. Often used to describe people who like to refer to themselves as alphas and flex their gains to their bros and can be seen boasting about how much they get laid regardless of how much they actually get laid, and how fucked up they got last weekend.
"I couldn't stand the amount of brotein at the Kappa Sigma Ligma frat party last week, Jarryd was benching the kegs whilst chatting to Stephany, Bethany and Methany."
by Peliwang January 1, 2022
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brotee

A goatee covering only the lowest part of the chin, typically seen on frat guys and other bros.
Person A: Is that Ian over there?
Person B: Yeah. He's really rockin' that brotee.
Person A: I almost didn't recognize him.
Person B: Such is the power of the brotee.
by LilGH December 2, 2010
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boted

To be beaten Up (to get boted)
"Yea I boted that mutha!!."
by Tlioee Sollinr November 22, 2005
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booted

andrew got so booted off of everclear last night
by MyName06 November 16, 2006
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broed

intoxicated, confused, mentally insane. (within this there are many subcategories, such as bro-tired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy broed, stupid-broed, insane-broed and just plain-old broed-broed.
Man, am I broed.
by Overturned Big Rig November 26, 2003
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