Broccoli Dick

A hairy smelly hard dick with lumps all over. Similar to cauliflower's ear, but on your penis.

If a man has Broccoli Dick, run! This is a warning that those fluid lumps may explode in your vagine.

1. Girl one: That guy last night had such a lumpy penis!

Girl two: He probably has broccoli dick.

2. Your such a broccoli dick!

by feelitbro February 23, 2012

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Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012

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Broccolli

The best and healthiest vegetable there is on planet earth.
Raccoons hate broccoli.

Bob: I love broccolli

by Lucifero September 22, 2016

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broccoliy

That good dank marijuana

Hey i got a dime of broccoliy

by Dr.burbenstien November 30, 2017

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broccoli ninja

A term for black males who have specific haircuts with the sides of their heads shaved and long and twisty on top. Followed by a headband (Supreme brand for example)

"Have you seen Tyresse's new style? He's looks like a Broccoli Ninja"

by Damage, Inc. May 13, 2018

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