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Brazilian attitude

When a person has an absolute batshit crazy reaction to a totally reasonable request for responsibility or disdain and disgust towards a reminder.
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Morning Sir Noel, did you sleep well?"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"
by synergie August 18, 2023
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Sneaky Brazilian

When you are performing oral sex on someone, you grab their pubes in your mouth, and rip them out.
She gave me a Sneaky Brazilian last night, it hurt like a bitch!
by Richleadstheway April 27, 2022
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Brazilian Scum

This right here, Ladies and Gentlemen is the definition of a literal piece of trash who smells like doodoo and is shit at R6 and Fortnite. In particular, this type of scum might make many bets with you. Whatever you do, take the bet. This scum always loses bets. And that right there is a Brazilian Scum
Hey I heard Isaac didn't come to school today, how come?

Oh yeah its cause he is a Brazilian Scum
by Dadda? March 21, 2022
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Brazilian Kegger

What Brazilians do when designing or building anything. They get fucked up on multiple kegs and it gets freaky. They even get fucked up when designing shit for aviation, especially autopilots.
Bet those guys had a Brazilian Kegger last nigh… this shit is faaaahhhccckkkked!

Our autopilot is swerving like a madman after a Brazilian Kegger! We’re fucked big time!
by embboi September 28, 2021
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Brazilian lawnmower

The razor one uses to shave their genitals.
"dude, I can't believe you used my Brazilian lawnmower on your face."
by Sororita February 18, 2022
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brazilian steamroom

when someone expels gnarley butthole fumes inside a tent while camping. see also portugeuse smokehouse.
we were camping on a frosty december night, and all the windows in our tent were zipped up, when suddenely danny unleashed a brazilian steamroom of nuclear proportions.
by sneakee pete December 11, 2006
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Brazilian Fork

When a woman takes a dick in all three holes simultaneously.
Me and my buddies gave her a Brazilian Fork. I fucked her in the ass, "Mark" fucked her in the pussy and "Luke" put it in her mouth.
by Snizzoop January 12, 2008
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