Poop Berries

A piece of dry shit hanging from someone's ass hairs.

I was gonna toss this chick's salad, but she had some huge poop berries!

by n0m4d September 25, 2008

berrier

A jerk who creates an obstacle in the middle of a busy sidewalk by stopping to read his/her Blackberry

I almost made the train but kept running into berriers on my way into Grand Central.

by Romanzoot December 9, 2008

Oops All Berries

Usually spoken when one makes a mistake or miscalculation which leads to an undesired result.

Brandon turned and said "Oops all berries," as the house behind him burned since he forgot to turn off the gas earlier.

by Will October 10, 2003

Dangle Berries

the small pieces of poo that stick to your butt hairs and dry.

I had dangle berries last night.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

lal berriez

hard sex, also used as a laghing phrase having no connection to sex whatsoever

fuk man...im fittn ta get some lal berriez tonight

by brizzle415 September 22, 2006

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav July 30, 2008