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benedicts man 

a benedicts man simply put is a guy who will take your gyal from you. let's say for instance you and yuh smally walking in southpark and you spot a benedicts man you need to turn around immediately and hope and pray yuh gyal ass flat cause partnerman dais it dey for you. you either single or getting horn take wuh i telling yuh. on the bright side ladies benedicts man is like a big chocolate cookie. so if you tryna hold down a benedicts man be prepared for swarms of smallies fantasizing and tackling on the regular. P.S. learn to suck song dick cause if you can't somebody else will cause benedicts men wetlike water .
fella 1:sniff sniff; boy this benedicts man see me and my gyal in southpark yesterday boy

fella 2: yuh turn round one time right?
fella 1: no boy and the man huff me boy dawg boy. me and dahh gyal together 10 months now i still virgin. dah benedicts man meet she for 10 minutes (sniff sniff )and he get the beat. i going and heng myself or get a transfer yes
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predicament bondage 

Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.
I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain

bonedeath 

near death experience or fracturing of bones.
"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"
bonedeath by nat & emma March 30, 2009
When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.
"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"
Bonedog by horny seeker February 21, 2021

James Bond Shower 

When one showers in hot water, then rinses in ice cold water right before turning off the faucet.
I took a James Bond Shower today... It made my hair shiny and it flushed away lactic acid in my muscles!
James Bond Shower by iammeyo February 21, 2011

self-bondage 

The practice of restraining oneself. This practice usually includes means of sexual stimulation while in bondage, and the participant usually attains a heightened sense of arousal by being unable to pleasure themselves. Sometimes pain is involved, masochisically. Almost always, a release mechanism is used. Whether it is a key in ice, or a timer set to release a key.
Andrea loves to practice self-bondage. Since she can't find anyone else to pleasure her, she ties herself up.
self-bondage by ArmyGoose August 21, 2006