bog lady

Someone who is the best in the business (B)est (O)riginal (G)angster

That Bog Lady knows how to run her team. She really is a boss!

by Deustky February 09, 2022

bog body

A decomposing body found in a bog or marsh, often beauty in an odd place.

I stumbled across a bog body while waltzing alone, and befriended it.

by Ima Physch May 04, 2021

bog stopper

A shit so large in size that it temporarily blocks your toilet whilst also extending right out of the u-bend and above the surface of the toilet water. Can be facilitated by a bumty

OMFG oh my god. I went to use the lav and there was a giant bog stopper twirling out from the u-bend almost as if it was smoking a giant cigar made out of shit.

by T.Ruxpillious September 14, 2007

Jack-Bogged

A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.

We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.

time delay tardy

by Aurora Blew April 29, 2014

bog eyed

the unfortunate condition of being able to see in two different directions at once. Made famous by Ben Turpin (out of Laurel & Hardy)

'I wish Dave would look at me when i'm talking to him...or is he?'

by mark e October 08, 2004

bog mong

UK Slang … to go for a ten-minute rest in the toilet, or bog. Usually to alleviate the ill effects of a hangover whilst at work.

"You seem a lot more lively."

"Aye, I've just been for a bog mong."

by Alfredo Garcia August 05, 2008

dry bog

The classic "dry bog" is a 3 step process:

First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)

There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.

"The host of the party was a real prissy I'm better-than-you-type, so I decided to dry bog the hallway toilet to liven things up a little."

by Eddie Would Go! November 12, 2007