upper blumkin

When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend and I upper blumkin'ed the club bathroom to save time.

by heddynuggets May 6, 2007

bunkin

the jelly roll that dun flopped over a fat bitches belt buckle. the belly button must be exposed.

"i'm bout to go holla at shawty over there" "nah dawg she got a bunkin:" "so... pussy can't help what its hung on!"

by me March 16, 2005

blinking

To wink simultaneously with both eyes for a very short period of time.

I can't stop blinking.

by gafhh14 November 22, 2011

blanking

when a male or female has their genitalia ILLEGALLY completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.

Guy 1: Dude...did you here what Sally and Tom did for their 20th Anniversary?

Guy 2: No...what?

Guy 1: Well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to Guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.

Guy 2: Dude...that's crazy...

by Educated Perv February 20, 2009

Blanking

The act of stepping on someone's toes and micromanaging. Can be used in place of any other word (much like a fill-in-the-blank)

Quit blanking me, bro!

My boss is really blanking me today.

by Turbo1724 December 23, 2013

blanking

when you rub up against some else with your clothes on aka dry sex

We were blanking on his couch!

by geeenuhmarieeee December 28, 2005

bunking up with the roommate

having sex with a tampon in place

My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

by Aymless July 31, 2011