Polite blow Job

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.

Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me

by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Blow Job Bait

This is when you go to a party and are holding cocaine with the intention of only using it to attract coke sluts so they give you blow jobs.

John: hey joe I heard you got the white, let's do some lines!
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.

by hammer6290 July 18, 2014

salvadorean blow job

the event of a pupusa being made, then rolled around ur dick this will lead up to a fat salvi bitch to giving u head and havin a delicous meal of pupusa

cerote 1:ayy cerote u wanna salvi blow by ma fatass sister

cerote 2:ohh why yess the great salvadorean blow job hmmm dat would be scrumtous i will volunteer

by fjvnjwbnhjbevbhvhfbevnfwj July 30, 2010

Blow job

When girls lick, suck, and blow on a guy's dick and usually swallows his cum after he ejaculates. Causes very much pleasure to the guy
trust me, I know!

Today was the best Blow jobJ/sex of my life. I was on the couch, when my wife walked in. She jumped on me and her big, luscious lips sucked my face as she unbuttoned my pants. Her cold, small hands crept down my boxers and squeezed my balls. My penis curved up and grew rock hard. She ripped off my boxers and started to slowly lick my shaft in swirly motions. She gently blew on my dick and then started to lick me with her warm, soft tongue harder and faster. Then she deep throated me and i was pleasured to the max...but i didnt want it to ever stop. She started to hum and moan.I began to cum, i just couldn't hold it in, and she didn't gag a bit. She pleasuringly swallowed it up. She released my dick and i ripped off her blouse and unclipped her bra and started feeling her up. yanked off her skirt and stuck my dick in her ass for some fun Then, I stuck my penis in her beauitful pink pussy with a bit of fuzz and hit her g-spot. She began to moan and scream "Ahhh more more more!"" She orgasmedand was so horny!. I released my dick and she yelped for more. I rubbed over her boobs in circles and then she pushed away my hands and smoothed her chilly, soft hands over my hard balls giving me the urge to cum again but I held it in for her sake. Finally, she stopped rubbing and we started to make out again. Her wet tongue swirled inside my hot mouth, her minty-strawberry breath making me feel like i was in freaking heaven again.

by justhadsexlonelyisland January 22, 2011

Wet Blow Job

When one is getting a blow job and proceeds to give the the one preforming a "Wet Willie" in either one or both ears. Also known as the "WBJ"

Wet Blow Job

by D-chillz June 16, 2010

blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Chunky Blow Job

When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick.

Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?

Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.

by Pryan1369 January 20, 2011