Bloop

A vile mixture of both poop and blood

While staying in a sketchy hotel in a foreign city and noticing a strange brownish red stain on the shower walls and other surfaces in the room.

OH MY GOD that has to be “bloop”

by FermundaPlease July 16, 2023

bloop

best british egirl

"shes such a bloop"

by booped :) June 20, 2021

Bloop

A word uttered by a retarded person.

Brian: Hey bro, have you eaten lunch?

Ben: Bloop, Bloop, Bloop.

Brian: I hear ya. (hugs with sympathy)

by mr.meep20 July 7, 2020

Bloop

When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.

I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!

by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018

Bloop on ye

Aye

Murray: bloop on ye?
Bryan: aye

by Ur blurt -> my face June 30, 2021

Bloop

The sound your piss makes when it curdles, eventually hitting the water and producing a "bloop" sound. Ordinarily comes from people of the African American variety. It's also a rare disease which was first discovered by Eman when his piss produced a "bloop" sound as it hit the toilet water.

Brandon: Ayo you get with that girl yet?
Eman: Yeah she sucked on that shit till she made it bloop.

by NerdyBuggo July 27, 2024

Bloop

Music that doesn't go anywhere. Like Hey, Wee Gord we ain't that stupid to get tickets for the Bloop are we come on. Here we go... Wait the drop is about.... nearly there, nearly, there, nearlyyy... Oh shit! God dam you Lisboa.
We bought tickets for Bloop! God DAM IT and fuck life, the music of no origin. You ruined my entire year. It makes liquid seem exciting. Fuck Max and fuck Bloop

Fancy going nowhere fast Bloop. Your welcome.

by The Real Bloop March 30, 2023