Bexter

To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse.

Paul bextered the santorum out of his girlfriend's ass.

by Jack Shade January 6, 2008

blexting

Communicating with a third party via SMS while performing the act of fellatio.

Person A: "We just got back to his place...Gah."
Person B: "Gah? You best not be blexting. Bad form!"

by oban89 August 5, 2012

bleating sloth

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining

That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.

by alyeda June 23, 2008

blether

to blaze

to get stoned

derived from tea time being at 4:20 at the blethering place...hence to blether

dude, lets blether.

by seb and sho October 6, 2008

Blexting

- Verb

The act of text messaging someone while bligerently drunk usually to the point where one does not remeber sending the message/s. This Generally includes messages to friends, potential hook-ups, any hot female, girlfriends, and especially ex-girlfriends.

Other similar words include blalling, blemailing, and blacebooking

Dude I was so blacked out last night that i started blexting my ex-girlfriend I was horny.

by Jack OfHearts June 19, 2010

blether

Fictitious word that is of no meaning to anyone except feminine men who wear blonde pirates wigs and seventies outfits.

Ya cannae blether aboot a word when nae one kens what it means

by Robert the Bruce March 5, 2003

bleat

The sound MISSA (aka Mel) makes when she has sex with a black guy

Missa sure did BLEAT all night with that black penis

by --- May 30, 2003