blender

Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.

A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.

by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010

The Blender

The blender is a sexual act where the woman uses her breast milk and puts it in the blender. after that the man cums into the blender and last off the girl squirts into the blender. after that you blend it all together make the girl drink it and afterwards putting a thin line on the mans penis and inserting it into the woman.

I performed the blender on Stacy yesterday

by ViViD.kickback March 9, 2017

Blondeel

Someone who's always making up stories, claiming he "knows someone" who told him this. If asked about this person it turns out he just read about it on the internet
Hasn't got anything interesting to tell himself.

-I know someone who went to Woodstock!
*Oh come on, quit being such a Blondeel

by Dr. Krabblesnitch March 10, 2011

Blender

An analogical term used to reference a symbolic "blender" that contains multiple "fruits". The "blender" symbolizes a theoretical pool of love while the fruits represent a person's multiple (or singular) love interests. The blender is a mixture of the different love-interests, whether they be real love or simply a vague attraction/crush, that a person might have. Often used when describing a complicated or frustrated love-life.

1. Who's in your blender?

2. I have several different fruits in my blender.

3. Elaine, Patricia, Jean, and Sarah were all in Dan's blender.

4. Girl: I have a pineapple, a mango, and a banana in my blender.
Friend: Oh really? Who's who?
Girl: The pineapple is Joe, the mango is Nolan, and the banana is Marcos.

by ThatDizzyLizzie December 22, 2008

Blender Head

When a bitch scrape up yo dick when she giving you head

I can’t hit that her back up she gave some straight blender head

by Dhakrkwu September 4, 2019

blender sex

a transgender transformation for weird lgbt mf's

p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men

by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021

Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

by Scotch0784 November 25, 2021