Black Bangs

One thin strand of hair that hangs in front of a person (usually a girl's) face. Often gelled and paired with a tight, slicked-back ponytail. Stylish in all situations; makes any girl classy. Add hoop earrings and a South Pole fur-trimmed jacket for even more style.

Catherine: Girl, you cannot go to the party lookin' like that.

Karen: Girl, I know, I still gotta do ma black bangs! Don't be hatin', Imma look fresh.

Catherine: Dang, you sassy.

by livingoodindahood July 27, 2010

blanging

What your ice does when the light hits it

Man, my wrist was blanging under the foglights from that H2

by Matt P March 18, 2003

blanger

A kind of brazier, worn on the inside of the pants.

John Farmer: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
Jeff Wood: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….

by Miltbrann September 13, 2007

cocaine bangs

Bangs that start midcrown that go across the eyelids in a crescant formation.

Dude that hipster girl over there for sure has cocaine bangs.

by Naomiiii October 23, 2007

Blanus

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..."

by Sharon June 30, 2003

billy blanks

A man whose created many work out videos including: Taebo, Boot Camp, and The Billy Blanks Workout Guide for Men Who Have an Extremely Small Penis. He thinks he's really cool cause he used to have a block cut. He is challenged often by fitness celebrity John Basedow who combats Billy by rubbing his abs. In all Billy Blanks is a big faggot and his love for fitness is only exceeded by his love for another man's cock in his ass.

"I'm a really big faggot" - Billy Blanks

by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005

blang

cheap, tacky, ersatz or plastic immitation bling; especially referring to wannabe trendies.

Every time I turned around, there she was - the latter-day groupie. Her vapid prattle was damned annoying, but it was her blang that shouted "Airhead! Airhead!"

by Llewellyn Kriel September 15, 2005