banjo strap

the stringy bit of flesh underneath a mans knob which attaches his helmet to the shaft.

slag off - you're a fucking banjo strap.

by major rant June 25, 2009

Bingo Bait

An older chick that will get you ridiculed by your friends. A person who is much to old for you to respectably date. The opposite of Jail Bait.

I was at the mall and saw some Bingo Bait mall walking!

by t0pl355 April 8, 2010

Banjologist

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.

Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

by shadowcaster187 May 11, 2006

John Bindon

Slang name for a penis

Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.

The old John Bindon needs a good wash

I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon

by John Bindon May 23, 2009

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

hairy banjo

a very hairy pussy (not a cat). unshaven lady bit.

Bum tit tit, bum tit tit, play your hairy banjo.
Shave that hairy banjo you slag.

by SCOTTISH SCOTT August 24, 2006

twang her banjo

The beautiful art of female masturbation.

Gina loves to twang her banjo while watching lesbian porn....she's such a rug muncher

by FMFlex2 November 11, 2005