Liz Baggins

Liz Baggins (v): to shelve searing hot spag bol drizzled while singing, “The ring must be destroyed!”

Bro, she did a Liz Baggins last night. The absolute madman.

by Frostyboi August 12, 2019

Dildo Baggins

Another name for Wild Card.

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.

by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019

Bilbo Baggins

A sock full of sand.

I call this sock full of sand bilbo baggins because it looks like a bag and when I was like 5 I had recently watched the hobbit and heard bilbo baggins.

by CLOBESTANTINE January 29, 2021

Dildo Baggins

Riley Reed at the airport.

Look! There's Dildo Baggins.

by Rinocicornicus May 16, 2021

Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Kwingo Baggins

A way to tell someone they did something stupid.

Bro, that was such a Kwingo Baggins moment dude. Never do that again.

by Mor(e)peko November 10, 2025