Minge benefits

Working at a job where your work mates are promiscuous..

"Man what a day, worked til midday, minge benefits all afternoon"

by Sweetaz October 17, 2007

Cousins with benefits

When you and someone aren’t exactly together And you both are cousins you and the person are cousins with benefits

You and Ethan Dolan are cousins with benefits

by Hellobros May 26, 2020

Friend with Herbal Benefits

An acquaintance that you hang out with for the soul purpose of smoking their marijuana, often at no financial cost to you. A friend with herbal benefits may even be a person you would despise were it not for their herbal benefits.

Steve: "Yo, wanna come smoke with me and Scooter?"
Jim: "Nah man, that guy's a tool! Why do you even hang out with him?"
Steve: "I don't know, I guess he's my friend with herbal benefits"

by Phill The E.P.I.C. July 30, 2010

Friend with benefits

Also known as FWBs. Girls, quit fooling yourselves. All the guy is saying is: "You're fun enough to fuck, but not interesting enough to date." Start respecting yourself.

Some douchey guy that used to be your friend until he revealed his true intentions: "Hey girl, wanna be my Friend with benefits?"

You: "Heck no. I respect myself more than that. You want a piece of this, put a ring on it. Otherwise, eff off."

by Vicky Secret December 6, 2011

frient with benefits

A frient with benefits is a friend with whom you enjoy marijuana (friend + ent) and occasionally get partially/fully naked or whatever. Need not include sex.

Dude I'm so stoked to have met Jolie, we had a blast Saturday night getting blazed together, went for a walk in the rain, and then we ended up getting naked at my place. The next morning we had coffee on my porch and she's like "that was really nice, we should do it again soon." I'm so glad to have a frient with benefits!

by mikeybeef August 6, 2012

bitch with benefits

A woman you're hooking up with despite her being such a bitch your friends cannot imagine why you put up with her shit for five minutes.

Question: Dude, you aren't serious about that ratcliff stuck up robin whore witch are you?

Answer: No, man, that's just my bitch with benefits.

by spokaman October 21, 2010

Friends with Benefits

Friends is perhaps a little too generous here too but appropriate if you and a person who already had an established friendship drink a little too much spiced rum one evening at a party after everyone else has gone to bed and decide that you suddenly find each other attractive. It may be possible for you both continue to stay friends and occasionally root each other but eventually your friendship will be ruined for an approximate period of three years. After that time you may be capable of laughing about it without feeling awkward. Meeting someone for the first time, having sex and then trying to develop a friends with benefits type relationship can only work for a short period of time because you did not become friends first. Calling yourselves friends is just a simple excuse to continue to root without having to deal with the difficult conversations about who leaves the toilet seat up.

You know, I never thought you were hot before but wow, you truly are beautiful. maybe we should become friends with benefits.

by Relationship Guru July 22, 2015