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Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.
”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."
by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019
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Bed Rat

A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.
"Tyler you look like a bed rat you fucking creep"
by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021
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Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.
“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.
by DJ Nipslip July 16, 2021
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Bed Yoda

The act of back flipping during sex.
Oscar does Bed Yodas every night
by VinelSeason August 7, 2021
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go to bed bro

A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.

Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....
Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.

Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.
by the man who laughs April 27, 2012
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crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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Share a bed

To shack up. To move in. To live together. To co-habitate
by Kiwikid2 September 16, 2016
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