Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.

“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds

by i<3weeds August 15, 2009

Nick Baker

A faggot cunt who is shit at 2 square, also has a fat head.

"Nick Baker, fuck off you cunt"

by Nigga445 September 9, 2018

Beaver butter

1. vaginal lubrication; may refer to either natural or artificial means

Sex is always better with beaver butter!

by Micromachine February 21, 2006

double-door bakery

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.

Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.

by Bill Dance September 30, 2006

Chinese Baker's Dozen

A Chinese Baker's Dozen is 11. This is because the chinese are known for always wanting to bargain to lower costs or number of goods even if this amount is immeasurable and/or insignificant to both parties. This is not a derogatory term but simply a unit of measurement.

Joseph: "Hey Remmi, what's the time?"
Remmi: "It's a Chinese Baker's Dozen past 6."

by pwnsabisauce October 28, 2008

beanerville

A place where mexicans reside

Berto and I went to beanerville on vacation (East L.A., Barstow, CA)

by VWDave October 31, 2007