wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

by Stephen Vassen April 21, 2007

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

by Big Indian July 17, 2003

Double Bagel

1. The act of tricking someone into buying you something, because you have no money.

2. The act of secretly adding to the original specified amount, while leaving another to pay.

"Dude, Helena just double bageled me at the store this morning!"

"Watch out! Helena is a total double bageler."

by B. Franklin November 18, 2012

Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

by snzn March 28, 2009

Bagel

(verb)-When a secular Jew lets a religious Jew know he/she is Jewish through indirect means.

When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.

by kahanetzadek November 22, 2011

bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006