bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo

Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.

by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005

Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

Basterd

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

bastedo

n. a nice looking suit.

Marty

bastedo
Bastedo

Marty: bastedo bukkake is fun!
Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.

by Bastedo Bukkake February 10, 2005

turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007