One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.
“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”
“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”
“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD”
by yes juanito yes September 01, 2022
Bald cancer is another Italian douchbag in school, who is the same Italian as bald Childe but more cancerous
by Kai Wreck Things March 27, 2021
bald kork:caca-kun UwU *comes*
by caca-kun official January 20, 2021
A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.
Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?
by BadAtty June 03, 2022
To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
by Lesley6633 December 17, 2007
She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Person number1: Yo did you see that group of bald people!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
by Nobuu August 29, 2020