a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger
"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"
by Jonas Jakobsen February 07, 2008
When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.
Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.
That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?
That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?
by GunghoJoe June 29, 2011
The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.
by Stephen Vassen April 14, 2007
A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.
by Big Indian July 17, 2003
1. The act of tricking someone into buying you something, because you have no money.
2. The act of secretly adding to the original specified amount, while leaving another to pay.
2. The act of secretly adding to the original specified amount, while leaving another to pay.
"Dude, Helena just double bageled me at the store this morning!"
"Watch out! Helena is a total double bageler."
"Watch out! Helena is a total double bageler."
by B. Franklin November 18, 2012
"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."
by snzn November 10, 2008