Bachelor Job

anything done in the following manners:

1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.

1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.

2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.

3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.

4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.

by BlueCollarRocker September 12, 2009

bacheloric

manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same

James is as bacheloric as ever, these days

by BvO October 19, 2003

Mt. Bachelor Academy

A theraputic boarding school located about 25.6 miles outside of prinville oregon. Ages range from 14-18 years of age. A Place that has workshops that your forced to be in and if you leave your at the program longer. food and sleep deprivation, physical exhaustion, mental abuse and cruel punishment and forced embarrisment. Where your yelled at for being a piece of shit and a drunk. A place that makes you feel like shit.A place that lies to the parents of the students and says your student is great here and deny every bad thing there ever said to you. A place where kids who go there are put through so much shit. A place where you cant help but be depressed. A place where they bribe you with food and candy and a fire in the fire place to say good things about them to the investigators and parents.A place where your yelled at constantly and have power hungrey staff taking your clothes from you because they think there inapropriate when its just a plain white t-shirt. A place who rips your friends away from you when there the only thing you got and makes it to where you cant talk to them. A threating, abusive, misguiding place. Youll meet the best friends of your life there, but when you dont expect it, there gone. because of the staff.
A place where your put down for being you. A place i went to and will never forgive.

girl-"i wish i could bring all my friends and get away from here"
boy-"yea.....me to. Ive never been so sad/mad in my life."
girl-"the only thing we have to look forward to is each getting out of here, in one more year."
then well finally be away from Mt. Bachelor academy.

by itsallbehindthescene July 17, 2009

backed up to West Buttfuck

when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.

I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

Bachelor name

Equivalent to Fem. "Maiden Name " When a man changes his name to match that of his partner, his former surname is his "Bachelor Name "

When filling out this form, your Bachelor Name goes on line two.

by F5Bobcat August 9, 2017

"The Bachelor" Effect

In reference to the reality show The Bachelor - It is when you fall in love with someone in a novel setting that's far removed from reality (I.e. on a vacation, reality show, business trip). Once taken out of the novel environment, the relationship shrivels and dies in the harsh light of reality.

I thought I loved her when we met in Bali, but when we tried to make it work afterwards, it just fell apart. Guess it was just "The Bachelor" Effect.

by sympathomimetic September 7, 2015

The Bachelor

The act of holding the bottom of your shirt in your mouth while you cum on your stomach/happy trail after masturbating. The purpose is to make sure the semen does not get on your clothes.

I was wearing my favorite Houston Rockets t-shirt last night, so I performed The Bachelor while I jacked it.

by Ryan McQ April 15, 2008