carnival barker

Donald Trump.

The country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.

by jalara May 18, 2011

Bob Barker

When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"

"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"

by MarkO July 29, 2008

Chao Baaks

1. One who enjoys "chaoing baaks"
2. 1970's television star
3. Big Tenor Saxophone alum

Chao Baaks tongued that one so hard it broke!
Chao Baaks says, "You're a homo."

by Daveed December 9, 2004

tan bark

the stupid way to say "wood chips"

alyssa:"wow, look at all that tan bark!"

anna:"...you mean the wood chips?"

by Chocolatelyabyss August 25, 2016

The Bob Barker Treatment

The act of a male being publicly humiliated by a female.

The inspiration comes from the end of all episodes of the Price is Right when Bob Barker remindes the viewers to spade or nuter their pets.

Brian was given the Bob Barker treatment from Summer in front of his boys at football practice!

by Schon Carr November 29, 2007

Bob Barker

An old man who hosted the popular gameshow "The price is right" for countless years. He retired recently, and doubtless the show will flop after his departure.

"Hey man, did you hear that Bob Barker is done? He's retiring."
"Oh well, that show is finished. He was the only reason it was good, even though he runs on triple A batteries.

"Hey Bob Barker, can I have your autograph?"
"Well, well, let me see son, what now?"

by de'aloha April 19, 2008

travis barker

Travis Barker is the former drummer of Blink-182, Boxcar Racer, The Aquabats and now of The Transplants and Plus 44. He has his own reality show-ish thing on MTV called "Meet The Barkers". He's married to former Miss USA Shanna Moakler and hes 2 kids with her (and a daughter from Shanna and Oscar de la Hoya). He pretty much reigns over mainstream drumming right now and shows no signs of slowing. Mr. Barker is quite good at what he does. He has quite a creative way about his drumming. Tom Delong has been known to say Travis is the best drummer he's ever seen (go watch Riding In Vans With Boys if you've been living under a rock for the past 5 years). And to a certain Mr. "genuine article", i would like to inquire if you yourself play the drums. I myself have been playing the drums for 6 years and regard Travis Barker as one of the best drummers out there right now. He's fast as hell and no two of his songs sound the same.

Oh, and Travis Barker is a sexy sexy beast...

by G.G. June 11, 2006