Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:

Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.

by Jtime2 February 24, 2009

Awkwidity

The act / being in a state of awkwardness.

Steevo: Hey Ernst! How are you? (*Philo accent)

Ernst: No Steven, I'm not alright. Because your fake accent made me feel uncomfortable.

Steevo: Stop this awkwidity at once! None of that!

by Steeeeeevo June 26, 2009

Awkward Enabler

Term used to call someone who has a habit of making any situation awkward.

A person who enables awkwardness.

As soon as arpit walked in the party, it became awkward. he's such a awkward enabler.

by BBoy JuiceBox December 21, 2010

Awkward Walrus

When you put chopsticks in your mouth in order to resemble a Walrus, and the whole room goes quiet.

that was such an awkward walrus

by deepfriedchopsticks July 9, 2011

awkward monday

the monday after a big weekend where you have to face the consequences of your actions on said weekend. as a result it can be slightly awkward.

Helen macked Tim, which meant that James was heartbroken. As a result she had an awkward monday.

by Food Crew July 20, 2008

awkward texting

When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.

Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 November 1, 2009

awkturt

the combination of the words awkward and turtle to make an even more awkward word

use in awkward situations

being with someone and having nothing to talk about, this is awkturt

by ronilynda August 4, 2010