Aussie Nausey 

Jungle Fever for Australians.

Sarah became Aussie Nausey after her trip to the Outback.

Aussie Nausey by brazie420 December 8, 2021

Aussie Gravity

In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.

Joe: why is the plane spinning

Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY

Aussie Gravity by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

Aussie Gravity

When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN

joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY

Aussie Gravity by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

aussie rules 

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

aussie rules by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Aussie Dan 

A person who enjoys making kangaroo balls into a coin purse, also known as a Kangaroo scrotum coin pouch.

Hey mate, I need to find an Aussie Dan to buy my sister a gift.

Aussie Dan by Land down under mate April 22, 2022

Aussie 1,2,3 

When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.

Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!

Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3

Aussie 1,2,3 by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Aussie Peacock 

when you tug on a mans penis and the pubes flare out

I touched my brother and up went the Aussie Peacock

Aussie Peacock by max loves dick September 14, 2022