Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what

"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"

by SJWSlayer July 27, 2021

CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL

In SPORTS BOOK it is a channel dedicated to any sporting event that has not started yet but set to begin within the channel of record.

It is an opening on THE STRIP to haul ass through the crowd.

Any place where you can play sports for fun with your friends in the neighborhood.

Hey JIOHN ,yes PETER I found the CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL as make sure we secured our bets as you know their is to begin in a punctual manner not too distant in duration from discovery.

Alan got a surprise tonight through the CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL as he might just piss ⁸ over himself to show he is a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEEDOPHILE.

BUTCH wanna come out play basketball as there is a CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL for us to play how we like to play, OK JOE.

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 23, 2021

Movie Athlete

A un sportay person irl but in movies they’re a worldwide athlete.

Spencer from all American is an amazing movie athlete

by Mei crane January 29, 2021

Elite Athlete

A young male who exhibits qualities and the physique of a god while performing cross fit

Dude, have you seen Jake
Yeah man, he's an elite athlete

by PeetaMoran August 3, 2017

Athlete

Leighton Quinn

Leighton Quinn is an athlete

by LINTONQUINNTON October 29, 2021

Veve Athlete

A Veve digital collectible app user who has reached a minimum of 50 collectibles, 100 comics, 10 sets and 1000 followers.

A friend of mine is having a party for finally reaching the Veve Athlete status!

by Veve Indian August 17, 2022

child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.

"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."

by Cry_onis September 5, 2021