Ashbager

(adj) A word to describe a big, douch bag, lying/ manipulating, pot head/ coke head, drug lord/dealer, who uses phrases that make no sense yet make girls completely damp; for example, "the soup is done."

Hey, that large, unattractive, high, bald man is a ashbager asshole.

by Derrick "For Real" Asher November 9, 2006

assfaggot

a homosexual who only takes it in the ass or gives it. but doesnt like cock but is still s butt-fucker

dude, i think frasier is a huge assfaggot

by alex santana July 22, 2004

Assage

The smell of cup noodle, butt and cheese ruffles

It smells like assage in here!

by Sueq March 2, 2019

assag

Being "assag" means being kind, trusthworthy and easy going. But it is said about someone very fragile and sensitive. You need to fight to keep someone "assag" in your life.

" Man...that girl is an assag...you gotta fight"
"wow...i didnt know you was that much assag"

by Tchikabra January 29, 2020

Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn

Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!

by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022

flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.

Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

assball

An exclamation of anger.

"Assballs!"

by Absolutely Bill's Mood April 8, 2003