skunk the cat

A very cuddly boi, very chonk, much love, he go purr, he a big chonk of fur, and most importantly when he see laser, he will say the N word

Wow look at skunk the cat, he’s so cute, and very chonk

by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet May 30, 2020

Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

Tarp skunk

Someone who has given up on life. They no longer take showers and wear their pajamas out in public.

That dude smells like shit and looks like he's wearing a sheet around his waist, what a tarp skunk!

by Dre716 January 24, 2020

skunk bag

A term used as a substitute for bitch. Usually referring to someone who has wronged or angered you. Common in shows like iCarly and Drake and Josh

That woman stole my husband. She is such a skunk bag!!

by avidgamer4 April 1, 2009

skunk tail

to do a line of cocaine off a black mans penis!

man i just did a skunk tail and you know what zero regrets till yesterday, kind of.......

by not a black dude butt? August 15, 2009

skunk

dirty, hood, ugly, nasty, stinky girl, worse then a grenade

yo Ben why would you hook up with that skunk last night?

Bailey didnt you date that one skunk a couple months ago?

by cheddar swag August 1, 2011