carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.
Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.
by Bettibipbop July 06, 2017
by PakisaurusRex November 23, 2019
The alternate phrase used when referring to sexual intercourse when a males testicles slap against the anus of his bitch. This is now commonly used throughout Essex, UK by members of www.b-carz.co.uk and affiliates. Often a hand gesture is done whilst saying balls and arse, this is done in the form of one cupped hand moving up and down laterally.
by Tom Eldridge May 17, 2006
by Tears Forum Admin February 09, 2006
by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003
When you wipe your arse and then a piece of toilet paper gets stuck which later proceeds to be folded around then falls out in a peculiar shape similiar to origami.
by MisterP93 March 02, 2009
by Mousepouse October 27, 2017