my arse

A slang phrase used to express disbelief , generally used in Manchester, UK

"I've won the lottery!"
"Haha, my arse"

by PakisaurusRex November 23, 2019

Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017

balls and arse

The alternate phrase used when referring to sexual intercourse when a males testicles slap against the anus of his bitch. This is now commonly used throughout Essex, UK by members of www.b-carz.co.uk and affiliates. Often a hand gesture is done whilst saying balls and arse, this is done in the form of one cupped hand moving up and down laterally.

Danny: Give her some balls and arse, tom
Tom: lol!!!!!!!

Balls and fucking arse baby!!

by Tom Eldridge May 23, 2006

pig's arse

1. A lie.
This expression is commonly used in Australia to express disbelief.

"Pig's arse you've got a date with Paris Hilton".

by Tears Forum Admin February 9, 2006

arse wipe

a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult

a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe

by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003

Arse Origami

When you wipe your arse and then a piece of toilet paper gets stuck which later proceeds to be folded around then falls out in a peculiar shape similiar to origami.

Dude, i went to the crapper and some arse origami fell out!

by MisterP93 March 2, 2009

squid arse

When you shit like mad, even worse than explosive diarrhoea

After that curry last night, I’ve got a bad case of squid arse. It is flying out of me

by Mousepouse October 27, 2017