arse prick

1. Someone who is a total worthless arse, and a douchebag prick as well, AKA: douchecock
2. A reference to anal sex.

Have you met Jim? He's a total arse prick, I just want to stab him!
Last night was the last arse prick I've had in years.

by Xerox48 July 20, 2012

Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.

"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"

by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017

arse banger

gay/homosexual, meant in a funny but not derogatory manner!x

graham norton

by Sexystrokesgirl03 December 7, 2003

arse vinegar

the sweat that accumilates at the top of ones arse crack.

Ive got terrible arse vinegar today Dad, how about you?

by klausenhausen July 4, 2007

Arse-yawning

Sticking your finger up a (passed out) drunk girls arse and watching her mouth open in time with the motion of your finger going into her chocolate starfish.

Imagine my suprise when I saw my chance to try out my Arse-yawning technique on a passed out chick at the party last night.

I know, your timing was great...

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

arse like a renault megane

a huge bulbous arse that closely resembles the back of a renault megane.

look at that shes got an arse like a renault megane

by Cabe. January 18, 2009

arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006