Issued when a woman with large heaving breasts is seen in the immediate vicinity. Similar in nature to the California Highway Patrol's "Sig alert", but for a more uplifting purpose.
Driver: "Check out all these hot chicks..."
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*
Passenger: "Woah! Gib alert!"
Driver: "Where?!"
*car crash*
*Sig alert*
by wuanitchank June 29, 2009
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It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.
It can also be used as a question to ask your friends/family if they need another drink because you have run out of booze yourself and are getting up to grab another.
Example 1:
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*
"SLURP ALERT!"
Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*
"Slurp alert, anyone?"
*Friend gets up and starts walking towards the kitchen and you notice your beer is empty*
"SLURP ALERT!"
Example 2:
*You finish your beer so you decide to grab another one*
"Slurp alert, anyone?"
by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah October 6, 2011
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Get the Boner Alert mug.When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs
by dketb May 4, 2022
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I wanked thinking of Jennifer last week and just today I got a Mutual Wank Alert from thankyourwank.com saying she just wanked to me too! Wow! We are so gonna hook up now!
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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Get the "/><img src=xss onerror=alert(1)><IMG SRC=/ onerror="alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))"></img> mug.A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here
Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?
Person Two: uggg... kill...me...
Person Three: He real bacon for real
Person Two: uggg... kill...me...
Person Three: He real bacon for real
by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012
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