Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

FBI Agent

People who can look like 7 other people in 5 minutes and have 18 different passports with 35 different names.

Work for the part of government who thinks they are the smart ass and center of the world. People usually have a love-hate relationship with them, in the sense that you get amazed by the jobs they do but also hate their snobby know-it-all attitude. In movies they are the people who flash a wallet and roar "FBI!" as they chase after terrorists with legit looking guns.

Favorite phrase is "that information is classified." This phrase is also the reason why people think they are snobby know-it-alls.

Person 1: Who wear sunglasses on a rainy day looking like they are going to the concert in that suit?
Person 2: Some kind of FBI Agent...

by tyrekesage May 26, 2010

Chaos Agent

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.

Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.

by Starquti September 5, 2020

paranoia agent

The latest (as of 2005) anime by famous director Satoshi Kon. His works include "Millenium Actress" and "Tokyo Godfathers." Paranoia Agent follows the stories of victims of a would-be serial killer, but none of them are dead. This enigmatic attacker is known as Li'l Slugger, because he uses a slightly bend bat to strike his victims. This anime is not just a police drama though, for all the victims seem...relieved afterwards. All of them suffer from dangerous psycological symptoms, and were being pushed into a corner by events in their lives. The attacks come as a release, almost healing in a sense. This anime is very good, and it differs from the fantasy-sci fi normalicy of average anime. I would really recommend seeing it, and all of Satoshi Kon's works.

The official website is www.paranoiaagent.com/

by Tsukioka Yosho July 26, 2005

Sleeper Agent

A sleeper Agent is someone who has that little part of them which is unintentionally activated by a word, sentence or a sound. Mostly this is used in memes for general laughs and goofs.Activation of the sleeper Agent can lead to something they are really good at or a ancestral thing, again it's just a sudden awakening of something

Gary: Hey dude did you hear this bomb song?
Jake: Nah man, let me hear it!
Gary: *Puts on the song*
Jake: *suddenly starts busting out moves* he-y what's happening to me?!
Gary: Looks like your a sleeper Agent, damn.

by Just a guy living his way May 6, 2023

Chaos Agent

Noun. 1) A person who subscribes to the philosophy of "Be a Part of the Problem". 2) One who recognizes that most institutions (i.e. education, labor, civil services, business , etc.) are inherently flawed and should be brought down by apathy, and flagrant civil disobedience. 3) One who actively encourages civil disobedience and causes as much disruption to the average, regimented life of the typical person. Tends to do so out of principal.

Government school is the real problem, hence a Chaos Agent actively encourages students to be truant.

by Wesjared Blevins February 21, 2007

TSA agent

A sexual predator with a job. Preys on children as well.

TSA agents should be registered as sex offenders.

by tsa_truthiness December 3, 2010