orphan_account

An account on the website ao3 that has been deleted, corrupted/hacked, or inactive for more than 4 years

Person a: I read this amazing story in ao3 yesterday!
Person b: nice Bro, did you like any of their other stories?
Person a: it was an orphan_account :(
Person b: damn bro, that sucks

by Incoming fenderbender December 8, 2022

Ronan the accuser

Pretty much marvels equivalent to Kylo ren and the main antagonist in marvels guardians of the galaxy. He whines and complains about everything and is scared of thanos and tries to blow up Xandar because he has the galaxy’s biggest grudge

He is killed by the power of friendship when star lord, Drax, gamora, and rocket raccoon using the power stone to blow him up

Jim: hey stan did you see guardians of the galaxy that Ronan the accuser guy was a real whiner
Stan: that’s really cool Jim

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong August 13, 2018

enjoy dog ban family account

Said when someone gets banned from something or to confuse the targeted person

Steve got banned? enjoy dog ban family account

by Shawn424 February 6, 2021

Brooklyn Bank Account

The act of wearing every piece of jewelry you own when going out.

Jim just robbed his auntie, jewelry box. He just opened up a Brooklyn Bank Account.

by Johnny B Gude November 1, 2021

Side Account

As opposed to a main account, a side account is usually an account used to troll online boards or can be used to hold things that cannot be held on a main account; like an extension of the main account.

Eg. 1: That person is obviously a troll and that person is obviously using their side account, I wonder what their main is...

Eg. 2: I can't have anymore Neopets on my main, so I'll just make a side account to hold some more pets!

by JUDYizm April 6, 2010

Hysterical Accuracy

'dramatic purposes'; changing the facts to make your story funnier or more interesting (and possibly to dodge potential defamatory / libel lawsuits)

some of the characters names and certain locations and events have been fictionalised for hysterical accuracy

by Peter Greenwall May 14, 2011

sexually accurate

A term used to describe when something is satisfactory in a manner seemingly sexual, but has no relation to sex itself. Can be used to describe to describe cuts of meat, an event, or a person.

(1) How do you like your steak?
sexually accurate
....

(2) Hey how was the party last night?
Oh great! i met this chick that was sooo sexually accurate
What does that even mean?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I AM A TOOL AND ARE MAKING UP WORDS TO FIT IN
Actually, sexually accurate is a word.
Oh.
Yeah.
...
...

by Dr. Segreto June 2, 2011