Aberforth

Euphemism for goat fuck. In the Harry Potter books, Albus Dumbledore's brother, Aberforth, was "prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat". In the later books he still has goats hanging around, and it is later revealed that his Patronus is a goat. We don't know what he was doing with the goats, but he has some special, inappropriate affinity for them. So we made a guess . . . and then substituted "Aberforth" for our more commonly-used goat fuck.

Man, the store was so crowded I couldn't even move--it was a total Aberforth.

Person 1: How was the party yesterday?
Person 2: Oh, there were so many people! It was totally Aberforthy.

by X. Lovegood January 21, 2009

abermommy & Bitch

What you call Abercrombie and Fitch to the retards that go there.

kid: 'dude check out these pants!'
you: '(laugh) hahah! do you shop at Abermommy & Bitch?!... Wow, I knew you were retarded! I'm going to kill you tonight!'
They'll never know what hit em!

by Rhett A July 6, 2008

aberzombie

someone obsessed with Abercrombie and who wears it all the freaking time. most of these "aberzombies" are teenage girls who look like sluts and are big bitches!

A girl walks in covered head to toe in abercrombie.

Mae: OMG! She is such a slut!

Britanny: I know! What an aberzombie!

by Stella Luna April 1, 2009

Abercrombie Accent

What is obtained from working too long for the Abercrombie corporation or a natural born gift that leads you to Abercrombie/Hollister/Gilly Hicks. Speech patterns turn everything into a bored drawl with hyper inflections on "like" and "I don't know".

Did you go out last night?" "Ahh, like, kinda... I mean, I don't know. I guess I hung out with Bobby for, like, a while. It was pretty hott. I don't know, like, what did you do?" "Can you repeat that without your Abercrombie Accent please?"

by DiscoDelight March 3, 2011

abercrombian bitch

1. generally a girl acting in a particularly preppy, snooty manner.
2. Someone who wears abercrombie clothes

A: That abercrombian bitch bought pre-ripped clothes.
B: That's just sad.
A: So, uh, what are you wearing?
B: American Eagle.
A: *sigh*

by foomaster August 14, 2005

Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie

Short for Mud. Also the name of the character in Primus's "My Name is Mud".

My Name is Mud, but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie. That's for Mud, so I've been told.

by trijerico October 4, 2010

Aberdeen

Scottish City in the north-east. greatest place on earth. we may have a crappy football team and the city might be made of granite but having lived there all my life, i wouldnt want to live anywhere else.

Aberdeen is scotland's oil capital.

by silverandcold December 14, 2008