browning the crust

Holding in a poop steadily at the rim of the anus.

I hope this meeting doesn't last long, I'm already browning the crust.

by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019

Crust Meist

Something or someone that is astonishingly crusty, filthy, and/or repulsive.

“Ewwww, crust meist”
“Get your toes away from me crust meist!”

by Crustmeister6000 May 30, 2023

crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

by penintheback December 13, 2010

ocean crust

When a sailor craps on your grave

Some guy ocean crusted on your moms grave

by African white boy September 21, 2013

pizza crusted

When you get owned or served

J-this test is so stupid
M-just like you
S-ooo you just got pizza crusted

by Dhpickle October 25, 2015

Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

elons crust

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute

"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021