If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 6, 2011

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
by fruit salad May 13, 2005

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker
by skello_nig July 25, 2010

Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
by Prozakmommy November 23, 2013
