doctor worm

a quack doctor who doesn't know what he's doing. Taken from the They Might Be Giants song

"Don't go to that hospital. It's full of Doctor Worms."

by rainking July 3, 2007

Canker worm

A worm that feeds on leaves and hot soup. They hate fuzzy blankets and admire chobani yogurt.

That canker worm be swaggin.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

Finger worm

The finger that burrows into the booty

His finger worm was shuttle but firm.

"OMG look at Dereck's finger worm"

His finger worm technique is amazing!

by Roko8888 May 28, 2014

beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.

Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm cell

I'm bored I might just go sperm the worm a little.

by Hoodies on the beach April 3, 2016

worm cake

Something at appears nice or fun on the surface, but underneath is scary/terrifying/disgusting/spoopy.

FNAF world seemed innocent enough, but upon playing it, I realized it was just a worm cake.

by EonOverdrive December 25, 2016

Worm Coffin

Slang for vagina or a hole to stick your dick.

Holy shit your worm coffin is so tight.

by Flimpy Montgomery February 17, 2020