doctor worm

a quack doctor who doesn't know what he's doing. Taken from the They Might Be Giants song

"Don't go to that hospital. It's full of Doctor Worms."

by rainking July 3, 2007

Sad Worm

a state of brief or prolonged sadness motivated by a wide variety of happenings from the minor to the major, from work related to boy related, from shopping related to alcohol related typically characterised by the slumping of the head accompanied by a quivvering lip signifying a general state of sadness which resembles that of a worm.

Guy: i dont like you
Girl: sad worm :(

by lolliesfamily May 27, 2012

Canker worm

A worm that feeds on leaves and hot soup. They hate fuzzy blankets and admire chobani yogurt.

That canker worm be swaggin.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

BENNY WORM

BENNY WORM!!!!
MORE LIKE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!

Guy 1: OH BENNY WORM YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH
Guy 2: Whos he
Guy 1: BITCH YOU DONT KNOW HE THE BEST

by BENNY WORM LOVER August 26, 2021

Finger worm

The finger that burrows into the booty

His finger worm was shuttle but firm.

"OMG look at Dereck's finger worm"

His finger worm technique is amazing!

by Roko8888 May 28, 2014

beating the worm

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.

Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

by GNU/Linux Guy August 9, 2016

worm bed

slang name for a females vagina

Hey man you dug around in that girls wormbed yet?

by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004