Wordventing

The process of squashing two words together to make them one single word.

Quit wordventing bro

by RTsmith January 13, 2011

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004

wooden pickle

A pickle made of wood. Much like the one that George Washington owned.

George Washington bit into his wooden pickle and broke his teeth, and the rest is history.

by Master Queef, Esq. November 8, 2010

warden

1 Person who watches convicts, usually portrayed in a negative light.

2 Person who is unecessarilly strict with person in their control: "parent"

1 The warden took him to solitary

2 She can't sneak out out, the warden's prowling.

by Evvie August 10, 2005

Wooden indian

you fuck a girl with a wooden indian an then throw her in front of a bus

ii totally just did the ol' wooden indian on that skank the other night

by Dr. FuH-ZOoLeE September 22, 2004

s worded

this word is used on stan twitter to say that their account got suspened

Exapmle: my main account got s worded oomfs..

by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

The Wooden Spoon

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

by Nicko Tay July 5, 2020