reformed white man

man who is of the black descent, but wishes to be white. he eats granola bars, is obsessed with the movie takers, and hates brussel sprouts. Jersey shore and manswers are fun to watch but only at 3 in the am with your pals.

mohammed wants to be a reformed white man.

by crazyblackmanwithabanana January 24, 2011

straight white man

Luke mf Roberts.

I hate that straight white man

by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022

Living the white man's dream

A care free, content lifestyle. Needing nothing.

How's it going? Not bad! Living the white man's dream.

by #1Murse July 22, 2017

white man

the typical white man has a small penis but a big dream of becoming the one up of a white man, a black man.

dan the white man: i hate being a white man my pee pee is so small and i cant even touch the rim
tyrone the african american man: damn sorry my nigga

by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Walt Whitman

Worst poet ever, also gay.

LOL, too Walt Whitmans just came walking outa that coffee house holding hands.

by The Sneak September 18, 2003

whiteland crip

a thug that walks the streets of whiteland, Indiana

hey yo did you see that whiteland crip that nigga was straped

by gangster thug yeaaah April 12, 2010

White man hustle

While walking across an intersection, the white man is the only race of people to quickly change pace from a careless saunter into a quick burst of speed in order to hustle across the street as to not hold up traffic.
*note: this is fact, other races of people have no concerns for those being held up by the walkway

Come on, Tim! We're holding up the traffic. We better white man hustle across the street.

by Bradntheboyz May 18, 2014