shotgun wedding

A wedding that is forced into existence because of pregnancy.

A shotgun wedding: Chad Michael Murray and his new screwtoy, 18-year old Kenzie Dalton.

by Satan00 April 25, 2006

CUCK-WEDDING

CUCK-WEDDING - A formal or semi-formal ceremony marking the mutual agreement between a submissive male, his legal wife and another DOMINANT or ALPHA male to allow for the dominant to have his way with the frustrated wife.

During a CUCK-WEDDING the sub-male/CUCKOLD pledges to allow and encourage his wife to service the sexual needs of her REAL MAN/ALPHA MALE while he also pledges to encourage and be thankful to the STUD. The husband also pledges to eagerly clean the creampie of his wife after the STUD fills her cunt with cum. The wife pledges to serve the alpha male 1st in all things sexually by being his whore and to actively humiliate and degrade her husband while she is serving her man. The ALPHA MALE pledges to always give the sexual pleasure the wife needs and swears to humiliate the husband while he is using his whore. The ALPHA-MALE has breeding rights and can order the cuckold to do anything he likes. (FOOT RUBS, THE SERVING OF DRINKS AND FOOD, CASH PAYMENTS ETC...

During the CUCK-WEDDING as a Cuckold I was at my rightful spot. I was on my knees at the feet of the APLHA MALE watching him take over my wife and my life.

by Brian (The Dude) April 15, 2008

Wednesday 13

the hott singer once again from Murderdolls who looks really sexy with his dreds!!! and has the sexiest voice on earth!!!

he kix ass and is really really really hott!!!

by gothicmurderdolls August 21, 2003

Wedge

A person of considerable physical stature. The person must have greater muscle mass as opposed to body fat content. This term is synonymous with hench.

"Wedge guy walks into bar, the bar say's ouch!"

by Fuckfield November 19, 2009

women crush wednesday

A day where women applaud each other for their looks, or brag about lack there of. A way to express a friendly gesture towards friends. When creepy guys can express their love on a day dedicated to crushes. (Noun)

Hey Hailey is definitely my women crush Wednesday
What's that?
It's a days where she notices my creepy love for her , yet again.

by Kaylaisnotonfire March 22, 2017

wedding weight

the weight gained by a spouse after marriage occurring more in females.

Jimmy married Holly, the perfect sized girl. After things settled down she gained her wedding weight, making her a little more than he could handle.

by George Hans May 30, 2008

Wedding Cake Syndrome

Prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.

Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.

Newly married man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"

Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."

Man: "Is there a cure?"

Friend: "Divorce."

by Brad TN August 1, 2010