Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

Weddle Level

When one is fucked up to the max. Usually comes from drinking and smoking entirely too much.

I was at weddle level last night.

by acco201 October 28, 2011

Weadle poo

Weadle poo is usually a caucasian male with a full head of dark poodle like hair he would have ugly gold teeth in the front of his mouth making him look ugly as fuck. He also has small beedy eyes and would have been formerly known as wesley. This is where the weasel part of weadle poo came from.

Effectivel weadle poo is the offspring of a mating poodle and weasel. If you encounter a weadle poo they can be killed by cutting off the magic stick.

weadle poo is wesley hill

by jlang5786 December 1, 2011

Wedding gown

A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.

See also: wedding dress.

"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."

by JaaagMan December 31, 2011

wedding haircut

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".

Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?

by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014

wadado

Wadado, is a saying used by a local skater in santa cruz. The word is a nother way to say "whats up" or "what up"

Ben: " whats up up bro"
Ethan " wadado!"

by ISK8 February 16, 2017

weddied

It means getting married.. its a verb
For getting married basically...🤣

Hey Sarah its time to get weddied or This is a pic of mom and dad getting weddied 🤷

by Messie Nessie October 19, 2020